So Florida has some of the highest COVID-19 cases right now in the country and Disney World also decides to reopen at the same time which is definitely a little odd to me. Anyways, for those of you who are huge Disney fans but are not even thinking of heading towards the most magical place on earth any time soon, here’s a little something to get you through. I like to call this Disney After Dark...
Me: “Gaston, what I tell you about trying to get fresh with me? You know I’ll lay you owt!”
Gaston: “Whoa, calm down pretty lady. I was just trying to compliment your beautiful locs. You can put the guns away.”
Me: “Oh, Gaston, why didn’t you just say that? I just felt you trying to get a little too close that’s all. My bad.” I smiled.
Gaston: “Me? I would never.” Gaston’s voice was cracking and ish with a nervous laugh.
Me: “Wait a minute. What you doing?” I said defensively.
Gaston: “I’m just fixing your sunglasses that’s all. They got a little crooked when you tried to knock me out.”
Me: “Okay, thanks hun. I appreciate it.”
Gaston: “But is it okay for me to say, I think Black women are the most beautiful women on earth? Belle doesn’t hold a candle to you.” Gaston whispered while still adjusting my glasses.
Me: “Gaston, you think you cute.” I found myself becoming a little more comfortable with Gaston at that moment.
Gaston: “So, maybe after the fireworks tonight, I can buy you a drink?”
Me: “That’s cute and all but let’s just take this pic right quick.”
Gaston: “Well, can’t knock a brotha for trying right?” Gaston said while whispering through his teeth like a ventriloquist and posing for the pic with me.
Me: “You’re not a brotha and if you don’t get yo hand off my...”
Gaston: “I’ll catch you by the castle tonight.” Gaston cut me off while having the nerve to bite his bottom lip while looking at me!
Me: Seriously, this did not happen. But see how pics can be so deceiving? Just having a little fun with you. #beautyandthebeastspinoff #disneyafterdark #gastonsoarrogant #authorshavingfun